These in the scripture are the prize winners in the following categories,
DUMBEST BOYFRIEND:Samson for choosing girlfriend Delilah (JUDGES 16:4-22)
BIGGEST LIAR:Herod who claims to seek the new born king to "do him homage" (MATHEW 2:8)
MOST UNAPPETIZING DISH:Herodias and her daughter for serving a head on a platter (MARK 6:17-29)
FATTEST MAN: Eglon king of Moab his belly swallowed a sword (JUDGES 3:12-25)
WORST FISHERMAN: Peter when he catches something it's a miracle (LUKE 5:1-10,JOHN 21:3-6)
BEST TRAVELING COMPANION: The angel Raphael who journeys with Tobias (TOBIT 5:1-22)
WORST SACRISTANS: Sons of Eli for eating the sacrifice meant for God (1 SAMUEL 2:12-17)
MOST FAMOUS ASS: This is a tie Balaam's ass or Balaam himself (1 NUMBERS 22:21-35)
MOST DANGEROUS DATE: Judith men loose their head over her (JUDITH 13:4-10)
BIGGEST MISTAKE: Ananias and Sapphira stiff the collection plate (ACTS 5:1-10)
LOUSIEST SAILOR: Peter again whose boat is always at the verge of sinking (MATHEW 14:24,MARK 4:35-40,LUKE 8:22-26)
LONGEST DISTANCE TRAVELLER: Queen of Sheba who travelled all the way from Ethiopia to Jerusalem (1 KINGS 10:1-13)
GREEDIEST SERVANT: Gehazi servant of Elisha who toke 75 pounds of silver ant two sets of clothing from Naaman (2 KINGS:20-27)
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