WHY ARE YOU HERE?

There are countless times this question has been asked, and still no one has arrived at the appropriate answer in relation to English or otherwise, according to a survey carried out by cosmic eyed blue blooded people on humans whose space ship had just landed on mars, humans were asked why they were there, 20% said to accomplish a NASA mission, 40% to have their names inscribed in the Guinness book of records,15% were invading the planet probably looking for a haven of abode and the rest 3% had no idea absolutely what they were doing there (I am really imagining this, I least expect you to capitalize on it so much, it's fictional).

However according to the marauders map, a guide book written by Prongs, Padfoot, Wormy and Moony,(if you wouldn't mind, go to the library and borrow this Harry Porter book, period!!)one needs not to ask anyone one why they were there, one only needed to follow a trail and alas!! they could know for sure why someone was there.

If for instance someone pays you a visit and you happen to ask him this question why are you here the host will be considered an unwelcome, everything-to-himself person and it's rather offensive anyway in Africa to be precise to ask someone why they are there especially if they are there-at your home.

Why are you here is actually a riddle we once used as a brain teaser in school(St Joseph's college Ombaci) to challenge fellow students and the answer quite often was plainly because i am not anywhere else but here, so if anyone dares to ask you this question WHY ARE YOU HERE? your response should be BECAUSE I AM NOT THERE